Trailer 3 for The Simpson’s movie is now available.

I’m guessing this is going to be one of the highest-grossing movies of all time.

I haven’t read GroupHug.us for ages, but this entry here about a guy and his farting tomboy girlfriend, is nothing short of hilarious:

“My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she’d just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.

Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying… but the reason why she cried wasn’t because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn’t stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn’t stop myself.

So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn’t “mature” enough to handle her “mature” farts.”

Charlie Brooker on the UK versions of the Mac v PC ads:

“Macs ooze pretension. When I sit down to use a Mac, the first thing I think is, “I hate Macs”, and then I think, “Why has this rubbish aspirational ornament only got one mouse button?” Losing that second mouse button feels like losing a limb. If the ads were really honest, Webb would be standing there with one arm, struggling to open a packet of peanuts while Mitchell effortlessly tore his apart with both hands.”

The first comment is by Brooker himself, and is as equally funny as the article.

Better still, get a load of some of the agonising replies from deeply hurt Mac fans.