I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything so blatantly fake in all my life as the so-called Palestinian baby suicide bomber photograph.

Next thing you know, they’ll be telling us man landed on the moon in 1969.

About two weeks before the World Cup started, I sent out the following stats to some of my workmates.

It seems odd now, but remarkable how much they’ve come true.

I researched them myself, by the way……

- There have been 16 World Cup Finals – seven in the American continent, nine in the European continent.

- The current World Cup in Japan and South Korea is the first to be held out with Europe or the Americas.

- The host nation has only won the trophy six times out of 16 tournaments.

- Brazil have featured in six of the final matches and have won the trophy four times.

- Brazil are the only country to have won the trophy outwith their own continent.

- Brazil are the only team to have featured in every single World Cup Finals.

- Brazil have featured in the last two World Cup Final matches (and now, a record-breaking three-in-a-row)

- Only seven nations have ever won the trophy – four from Europe, and three from the Americas.

- Just five nations account for 14 of the 16 trophies.

- seven nations account for all 16 trophies.

- England and France have only won the trophy once each.

- Only 10 nations have ever reached the final match of the tournament.

- Only four nations have reached the final match without ever winning the trophy.

- Holland and Hungary have reached the final match twice each, but have never won the trophy.

- Of the 10 nations who have reached the final match, Brazil have reached it six times out of the 16 finals, whilst Italy and Germany have reached it five times each.

- The last three ‘final’ matches have been the only ones in the history of the competition to feature the losing side not scoring in open play.

- The highest total number of goals scored in a final match is seven.

- The highest number of goals scored by a winning side in the final match is five when Brazil beat Sweden 5-2 in 1958.

- The highest number of goals scored by a losing side in the final match is two.

- No country has ever won the final match by more than three goals.

- Only one final match has ended with a single goal – Germany 1-0 Argentina in 1990.

- Brazil drew against Italy in the USA in 1994, and the tournament was decided on penalties for the first time ever

- Given the statistics, the final match is likely to include two of the following teams:

Argentina

Italy

Brazil

Uruguay

Germany

England

France

- Given the statistics, it is more likely that a European side (that has already won the trophy) will win the tournament in Japan and South Korea, by a margin of no more than three goals,

Therefore, one of the following teams are likely to be the winner:

Italy

or

Germany

In the final on Sunday, Germany face Brazil for the first time ever in the history of the tournament, and I can’t wait to see who wins, partly because the English media wrote off both sides as non-events before a ball was kicked, and both are now in the final.

Soccer peace summit ends in punch-up.

The Macedonian government held a conference to try and tackle football violence and hooliganism, but the meeting ended in a punch-up.

“A few gunshots were heard during the fighting at the end of the meeting in Ohrid but no one was seriously hurt”.

The latest 200 Words has been published, featuring a crafty response from comic-book artist Brian Bolland.

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